a very long joke i gt frm a maple forum: [read it, its worth it(: ]
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rdgrade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principals office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he wasto go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can goto the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principals eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting downand a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means alot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. "
i didnt make the whole thing up, im nt that sick -.- maple down for server check so we all sianning looking at stuff on the net.... we luv cake<3:DD
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cassandra
anderson secondary 6Charitian of OLGC
2/5'er of Anderson Sec
ATC`ian! exco member!
8th june '93
SHE...
...can be very contradicting
...is a sweet and candy addict
...loves dreaming about anything and everything
...has a thing for smiling and laughing at weird times
...loves all her friends and family alot
...likes the rain and cant stand the heat
...can be slow at understanding things so please excuse her
...does not like the dark
...wishes she were more outspoken and brave
...likes taking photos as long as she isnt in the photo
...can get emotionally-unstable at times but just let her be
...usually doesnt like being alone
...despises long distance running
